US investigating whether Zarqawi among Iraq dead

"US authorities are looking into whether Al Qaeda's Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been killed in a gunfight in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul, an US official says..."

The spokesman said the U.S. is also investigating whether Usama bin Laden, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan and the current Ayatollah are among the dead. Possible quote:

"We're not saying it's likely that they are, but since we're never going to follow up this announcement, we hope to leave at least some of you with the impression that it might have been possible."