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The ABC reports last week that a 34-year-old French woman plead guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court to a charge of endangering safety on an aircraft, when she attempted to open the cabin door to have a cigarette.

Sadrine Helen Sellies' flight was 39,000 feet above North Qld on a flight from Hong Kong when she was noticed by a fellow passenger tampering with the plane door holding a cigarette lighter and an unlit cigarette...